“Gonna pickat [sic] these sons a bitches’ funerals #BlameTheGays” the group’s twitter feed read in reference to the funerals of Jack McDougal and Harry Gumble, both WBC members for over ten years.
“Al-Qaeda’s always had a lax policy on getting freaky with American ladies. He should know that by now.” Dave went on to speak about five Al-Qaeda members who were rumored to have paid for lap dances at a Las Vegas nightclub in 2001. “That’s how it’s done.”
“Children see the show and suddenly they have to be a nerd,” Meyers said. “More nerds equals more bullying. It’s a real problem.”
“Maybe I don’t get it. I mean yea, he leaked all this top secret info. And he’s an international criminal. But all I’ve seen him do since he’s been here is sit in the corner and maybe pick his nose once in a while. He’s definitely no Tom Hanks.”